Lunch Ladies

The Lunch Ladies are a trio of undead villains from Tree House Comix, Inc.

Powers and Abilities

 * Superhuman Speed: They run faster than their Runny Meatloaf Gravy.
 * Superhuman Strength: They are more powerful than the stench of their "Sloppy-Joe" casserole.
 * Superhuman Jumping: They can leap tall buildings with the gassy after-effects of their "Texas-Style" 3-bean chili Con Carner.

Equipment

 * Lunch Lady Brand Salisbury Steak Sauce: Hot enough to melt Captain Underpants' Toilet Paper of Truth.